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Deeply loving to consume Kentucky Fried chicken while facetiming someone

I wish to have cockrenus
Same!

Cockrenus by Ihatemyself;) August 12, 2021

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cockanus

A man putting his own cock in his ass.

Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"

cockanus by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008

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cockmonus

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.

"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."

cockmonus by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010

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Cockregister

A person who has a lot of cock in them all the time. Like a cash register has money, a Cockregister has cock, or penis, dick, one eyed yogurt slinger, wang, tube steak, or a big fat tan juicy happy.

Taylor: "...You're a dick weed motherfucker, you fagget, Jesus!"
Chris: "Fuck you, you... COCKREGISTER!!!"
Taylor: "What the fuck does that mean?"

Cockregister by Chris_despises_Taylor December 31, 2008

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Cockenshtuff

Cockenshtuff: Kõk-ên-shtüf

Someone who loves inserting his junk into random objects just as you would a coin into a vending machine.

Tyler: Nick, stop fucking your old Gatorade bottle!
John: Yeah, quit being a goddamn cockenshtuff!

Cockenshtuff by Some Hairy Whale September 5, 2014

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Cockenspiel

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.

(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!

Cockenspiel by onryou74 November 23, 2010

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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