When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.

(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!

Cockenspiel by onryou74 November 23, 2010

cockenstein

to have an extremly frankensteinish penis

dude did u have sex last night .
yehh i did and she was like omg its likes a cockenstein down their

cockenstein by kincadeus, and my pic hEnSoN June 27, 2010

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cockenspiel

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.

Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!

cockenspiel by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007

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Cockenspieling

Cockenspieling is playing a glockenspiel with you cock

I'm bored, let's go Cockenspieling

Cockenspieling by Bridke September 1, 2016

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Cockenspieling

The act of playing the glockenspiel with your cock

Patrick had a good time Cockenspieling today

Cockenspieling by ajshark September 23, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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