cockenstien 

The act of acquiring a massive erection randomly.

Gabe had a cockenstien while performing in his sixth grade talent show.

cockenstien by nighthawk5000 December 20, 2010

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

Lester De Malester Cockenstien by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

Cockenspiel 

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.

(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!

Cockenspiel by onryou74 November 23, 2010

cockenstein 

to have an extremly frankensteinish penis

dude did u have sex last night .
yehh i did and she was like omg its likes a cockenstein down their

cockenstein by kincadeus, and my pic hEnSoN June 27, 2010

cockenspiel 

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.

Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!

cockenspiel by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007

Cockenspieling 

Cockenspieling is playing a glockenspiel with you cock

I'm bored, let's go Cockenspieling

Cockenspieling by Bridke September 1, 2016

Cockenspieling 

The act of playing the glockenspiel with your cock

Patrick had a good time Cockenspieling today

Cockenspieling by ajshark September 23, 2016