The act of acquiring a massive erection randomly.
Gabe had a cockenstien while performing in his sixth grade talent show.
by nighthawk5000 December 19, 2010
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A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.
Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.
by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010
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