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Cockenspiel 

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.
(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!
Cockenspiel by onryou74 November 23, 2010

cockenspiel 

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.
Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!
cockenspiel by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007

The Cockenspiel ™

An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”
“Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“

“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.
Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

cockenstien 

The act of acquiring a massive erection randomly.
Gabe had a cockenstien while performing in his sixth grade talent show.
cockenstien by nighthawk5000 December 20, 2010

Cockenspieling 

Cockenspieling is playing a glockenspiel with you cock
I'm bored, let's go Cockenspieling
Cockenspieling by Bridke September 1, 2016

Cockenspieling 

The act of playing the glockenspiel with your cock
Patrick had a good time Cockenspieling today
Cockenspieling by ajshark September 23, 2016
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