cockenspiel

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.

Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!

by Brian M. W. February 04, 2007

Cockenspiel

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.

(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!

by onryou74 November 23, 2010

Cockenspieling

Cockenspieling is playing a glockenspiel with you cock

I'm bored, let's go Cockenspieling

by Bridke September 01, 2016

The Cockenspiel ™

An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”

“Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“

“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”

by Second Wife June 11, 2024

Cockenspieling

The act of playing the glockenspiel with your cock

Patrick had a good time Cockenspieling today

by ajshark September 23, 2016

Cockenspieling

The art of playing of slapping your penis on the glockenspiel to create music.

"I love cockenspieling on a night out"

by Wonky Tonky August 26, 2017