cockenspiel

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.

Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!

by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007

Cockenspiel

When you beat a person on their head with your penis. This is a non gender-specific term. Feel free to play the Cockenspiel on anyone from all three sexes.

(PAP PAP PAP) - Dude, I just gave you the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Hey Bitch, you just got the "Cockenspiel"!!!

(PAP PAP PAP) - Yeah you transexual freak, I just tossed your ass the "Cockenspiel", bitch!!!

by onryou74 November 23, 2010

Cockenspieling

The act of playing the glockenspiel with your cock

Patrick had a good time Cockenspieling today

by ajshark September 23, 2016

The Cockenspiel ™

An instrument made from dildos created and played by the incredible band “Second Wife.”

“Oh my god, have you seen Second Wife? They play the Cockenspiel ™“

“Damnnnn, that girl must be grade 8 pee-nist, have you seen how she handles that Cockenspiel ™ ?!”

by Second Wife June 11, 2024

Cockenspieling

Cockenspieling is playing a glockenspiel with you cock

I'm bored, let's go Cockenspieling

by Bridke September 1, 2016

Cockenspieling

The art of playing of slapping your penis on the glockenspiel to create music.

"I love cockenspieling on a night out"

by Wonky Tonky August 26, 2017