cockmonus

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.

"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."

by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Cockonoscopy

Complete anal penetration

My boyfriend gave me a cockonoscopy last night and now I can't poo.

by sexperts February 1, 2010

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmonia

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time

Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon

by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

cocktopus

A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.

Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.

Timmy is such a cocktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. He even got some bitchmeat during a dental appointment - he fucked the hygienist!

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

Cockmouth

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."

"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"

by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011