Cockregister

A person who has a lot of cock in them all the time. Like a cash register has money, a Cockregister has cock, or penis, dick, one eyed yogurt slinger, wang, tube steak, or a big fat tan juicy happy.

Taylor: "...You're a dick weed motherfucker, you fagget, Jesus!"
Chris: "Fuck you, you... COCKREGISTER!!!"
Taylor: "What the fuck does that mean?"

by Chris_despises_Taylor December 31, 2008

cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

Cockmeister

A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.

My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!

by anonymous December 15, 2020

cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

you cockmeister

by \'if you can\'t pronouse this then you are a f July 31, 2003

cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'

by 'if you can't pronouse this then you are a fucki July 31, 2003

cockmeister

someone in the game known as Blackjack who has a lot of poker chips and he/she bets a lot of them so another opponent who has a lot less chips has to quit

"That cockmeister last night made me quit because he had a ton of chips! That greedy faggot!"

by doober buddies June 29, 2009

cockmeister

see Nellex

People who don't like the matrix are cockmeisters

by Anonymous April 3, 2003