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Cockmoss 

A mysterious lichen that grows from the base up along the length of some rather unwashed male cocks. It is thought to be caused due to repeated contact between the penis and couch cushions, or possibly contact with the vagina of a femenazi.
Joey: *fucks couch*
Dema: Hi joey!
Joey: *fucks dema*
Dema: What is that delicious-looking lichen growing on your cock?
Joey: SHUT UP FAG
Cockmoss by Katsudo July 1, 2003
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cockmonster 

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003

Cockboss 

A woman or man who knows how to control, handle and own someone’s cock.
Damn Michelle is a cockboss.

Michelle can be my cockboss anytime.
Cockboss by MBstyle January 24, 2019

Cockwossler 

A woman who collects men's virginities. A woman who only has sex with virgin men. She's usually prideful about taking the virginity of the men she has sex with.
Did you hear that Leah is a cockwossler? She totally robbed those guys.
Cockwossler by riverG March 20, 2020

cockmosis 

The diffusion of mannerisms, knowledge, affectations and ideas from one biological system to another primarily through repetitive sexual intercourse.
Girl #1: I never knew you could speak French, girl!

Girl #2: I must have picked it up through cockmosis since I started balling Doug.
cockmosis by Golden-Rod March 1, 2008

cockmonster 

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.
That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!
cockmonster by cm victim January 13, 2008

Cockmonster 

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.
Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster
Cockmonster by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011
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Person 2:......
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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