dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

Related Words

Cockmoose • cocknoose • Cock Mouse • cocknose • cockmonster • Cockamouse • cockmongerer • Cockaboose • Cockboost • Cockfoolery

Cockmatosed

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Cockamouse

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.

Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...

Cockamouse by Mythdra March 28, 2009

Cockmoney

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"

Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!

Cockmoney by niteass February 4, 2010

cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."

"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."

cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026