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Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.
I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

cockmeister 

To put simply, a master of cock.
Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.
cockmeister by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

Cockmonia 

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time
Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon
Cockmonia by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

cockmonus 

A drunken alternative to a "cock mongler"; one who mongles cock.
"Hey man, I think you've had enough."

"Sit down you cockmonus, before I whoop your ass."
cockmonus by YOUR MOTHER LOLOLOLOLL February 24, 2010

Cockmodity 

A sexually attractive man that gets around. Word splice between 'Cock' and 'Commodity'.
Girl: I was at this party the other day and I hooked up with Pat!!

Boy: Holy shit, he's a total cockmodity!
Cockmodity by Douche #1 May 13, 2016

Cockboss 

A woman or man who knows how to control, handle and own someone’s cock.
Damn Michelle is a cockboss.

Michelle can be my cockboss anytime.
Cockboss by MBstyle January 24, 2019