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Cockwossler 

A woman who collects men's virginities. A woman who only has sex with virgin men. She's usually prideful about taking the virginity of the men she has sex with.
Did you hear that Leah is a cockwossler? She totally robbed those guys.
Cockwossler by riverG March 20, 2020
Words you can keep

Cockwobbler 

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.
Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.
Cockwobbler by TrevBot June 7, 2013

cockwoggler

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.
cockwoggler by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021

Cockwombler 

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"

Cocktosser

A guy known for tossing his cock at every piece of pussy that walks through the door. Usually riddled with STD's, Cocktossers get laid so often that they will eventually turn gay or start raping sea animals.
Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.
Cocktosser by milflips December 9, 2010

cockwomblery 

The state of, and actions involved with, being a Cockwomble
The steady stream of cockwomblery from Kevin is truly astounding.
cockwomblery by ehlana March 13, 2023

Cockwombler 

Ignorant twat making shit up to manipulate others, often blaming others for what they did themselves.
Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.
Fella 1: Why is the world going upside down?
Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi.
Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals.
All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism.
Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!
Cockwombler by KajmanStan August 3, 2023
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