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Cockmasso

A lot of cock with nutella on it
Damn thats a big cockmasso
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017
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cockmaestro

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.
"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."
by Alexandros January 17, 2006
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cockmabob

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Cockmabobbing

1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.

2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.
"Let's make this 3 kilos of cocaine disappear with a little cockmabobbing... I prefer jelly."

"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"
by Kapzter October 3, 2015
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cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.
That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.
by Jockeys December 4, 2003
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Cockmatosed

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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Cockasseur

Will is a classic cockasseur!
by nemandwill September 7, 2019
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CockMason

A derogatory slur suggesting that ones preferred medium of expertise is the male genitalia. In the same way the stonemason works in stone, the cockmason works in cock.
Guy 1: Don't be such a cockmason.

Guy 2: Wow, that's a really clever insult, you got me there.

Guy 1: Why thank you, I appreciate the compliment, sorry for calling you a cockmason.

Guy 2: It's ok, you wanna go to the bar?

Guy 1: No.
by FalseProfit April 14, 2011
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