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Cocklenut 

Singlular:Cocklenut
Plural:Cocklenuts

A mixture of the words “cock” and “nuts” used as a name-calling device in speech. Usually means the person you’re talking about has been very mean recently or is a very mean person, OR, they have been acting dumb.
Singular-
Danny-“Did you see what Michael was doing?”
Marcus-“Yea, what a cocklenut”

Plural-
Dayu-“did you see what that group of students did to Jordan? What a group of cocklenuts.”
Cocklenut by Dorgana December 24, 2020
Words you can keep
A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.
I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!
Cocknut by Vactory August 8, 2020
A young boy's penis
He cupped his hands over his immature cocklet
cocklet by Sam May 7, 2003

Cockcentration 

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.
It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.
Cockcentration by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

cocklefuck 

A word that just rolls out of your mouth when you're extremly pissed and try calling someone a cocksucker but by the time you're half-way into the word your anger has escalated so much that all you wanna say is 'fuck'.

Also can happen if you've been using 'fuck' so many times that your brain doesn't have the time to override 'fuck' with the next syllable of the word you're trying to say.
Imma rip you a new fuckin hole you motherfucking cocklefuck!
cocklefuck by Searinox April 25, 2009

Cockcentrate 

When you concentrate at a hot girl to make yourself hard, to create affection towards your penis using your mind.
I saw a hot girl at school, i cockcentrated on her when i got back home.
a tiny penis, or the opposite of a tripod. It can also be used as an insult.
"The Midget's ex-boyfriend has a cocklet"
cocklet by Harveer Singh July 28, 2008
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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