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Cookienuts

The art of spreading cookie butter on a males genitals prior to performing oral copulation.
Damn bro she gave you the Cookienuts.
Cookienuts by tweekerseeker September 27, 2019

cookierunsexual 

Its a “sexually” that cringy 5 year old use to be “quirky
im cookierunsexual!

How?

Im raspberry cookie sexual! And thats from cookierunsexual!

No it isn’t,you’re just high.

Cookieness 

Cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren't allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). Cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. Maybe a little better though. You know, because cookies are delicious. I guess it could be a noun for something being tasty as well. Or not. I guess that's up to the reader.

Also, not to be confused with being crazy, or kooky. I believe that's spelled kookiness. So yeah, don't confuse them. Or else.
1) The Cookie Monster is a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

2) Paul: *watching Sesame Street:* Hey John, that Cookie Monster seems to be a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

John: You mean kookiness?

Paul: D*mn it, John, this is why I never watch TV with you.

Cookiecutter 

n. Article of clothing that rides up the crack of the vagina...
Guy 1-Hey, Man! Check out her camel toe!
Guy 2-I see it, dude. That leotard is a great Cookiecutter.
Cookiecutter by flathatpat December 11, 2013

cookiecutter mage 

A derogatory term referencing a character in an online videogame with maximum skill points who often dies to characters that are deemed to be "newbies." This type of person often lists several excuses as to why they lost and often becomes emotionally distraught in often hilarious ways. The origin of this term makes reference to a person who plays a mage in an online game called Ultima Online who goes by the name COOKIEMONSTER.
"I just killed a cookiecutter mage with a character who has 65 magery."

"COOKIEMONSTER just attacked me with several other people helping him and he still died."

"COOKIEMONSTER lost to me fairly but still insisted on making several disparaging remarks, he is such a cookiecutter mage."

"That guild is a bunch of cookiecutter mages, I wouldn't worry about them"

cookiecutter 

On a steep hill, in a manual transmissoned car, start the car out in 3rd gear instead of 1st. Causing the clutch to rip out.
Mike did a cookiecutter on BriGuy's Mustang and destroyed his tranny.
cookiecutter by 69BriGuy69 December 23, 2007