Cockerstand 

Big ass eggplant dick.

Girl- OMG YOU HAVE A COCKERSTAND!
Me- Yeah im finna rip you open with it

Cockerstand by Jalaxy April 20, 2023

cockstand 

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.

that sexy image gives me a cockstand.

cockstand by mike briggs July 13, 2003

cockstand 

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

cockstand by Lorindel February 6, 2010

LockerStand

A rare and special form of breakdancing move involving someone's locker or multiple lockers.

Dude, that guy just lockerstanded on that whole row of lockers. What a badass!

LockerStand by Lockerstandman August 17, 2009

Die Cockstand 

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

Die Cockstand by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

cockerspaniel 

The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)

Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!

Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!

Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.

Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.

cockerspaniel by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009

Cockerspaniel drop 

To sit over someones face and take a shit in their mouth, white having a leash connected from their neck to your nipples or genitals.

After oral, me and Dan did the Cockerspaniel drop

Cockerspaniel drop by Shannen January 13, 2005