Cockerspanial

A diss, obviously based off the name of a common house pet with a silly name...

Shut your mouth, you cockerspanial!

by eMOS June 8, 2004

cockerspaniel

The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)

Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!

Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!

Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.

Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.

by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009

Cockerspaniel drop

To sit over someones face and take a shit in their mouth, white having a leash connected from their neck to your nipples or genitals.

After oral, me and Dan did the Cockerspaniel drop

by Shannen January 13, 2005

cockerspaniel

1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)

1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!

2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long

by Mo March 26, 2003

Cookerspanil

A type of dog spelled without the second "c" so it can be made into a runescape account.

player:haha you spelled your username wrong!
Cookerspanil:you cannot have offensive words in your username newb.

by skullboy736 February 21, 2009

Cuckerspaniel

A dog(loyal, easily compromised animal)A person who is like a small dog, all bark, no bite. Most importantly they'd get banged out by a bigger dog or that bigger dog bangs that smaller dogs bitch.

Yo you seen that cuckerspaniel B Shapiro? Dude likes to start stuff then can't stand his ground? Bet you I screamed at him and then stuffed his girl he'd cry like a bitch.

by YourMomGae2347 February 24, 2022