4 definition by mike briggs

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being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.
i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto
by mike briggs July 13, 2003

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when a penis is erect,a hard-on.
that sexy image gives me a cockstand.
by mike briggs July 13, 2003

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a rubber sheath,otherwise known as a condom
wanna make love with me love?i got some dunkys.
by mike briggs July 13, 2003

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the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
by mike briggs July 13, 2003

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