cockerspaniel 

The male form of a cougar, most frequently seen with under aged girls. Preferably girls between the ages of 14-16. Cockerspaniels are usually well endowed and have big wallets! The most common cockerspaniels are found in the janitorial profession. These men are dangerous! and should be left for those young girls who know how to handle them! (like us)

Woah! Look at that cockerspaniel, i want his digits!

Woah! You'll have to meet my neighbor, he's such a cockerspaniel!

Hold on! My cockerspaniel is texting me.

Let's go meet my cockerspaniel at the pizza place.

cockerspaniel by Mrs.Cockerspaniel May 4, 2009

cockerspaniel 

1. verb- to have suffered the repeated thrusts of a Spanish Cock
2. A Unit of measurement, the span of an erected spanish cock (approximately 3 inches)

1. OOOOO she is a fatty! She looks like she's been cockerspanieled!!
b. Oh shit dat bitch is gettin cockerspanieled!!

2. This ruler seems to be 4 cockerspaniels long

cockerspaniel by Mo March 26, 2003

Cockerspaniel drop 

To sit over someones face and take a shit in their mouth, white having a leash connected from their neck to your nipples or genitals.

After oral, me and Dan did the Cockerspaniel drop

Cockerspaniel drop by Shannen January 13, 2005

cocker spaniel 

Medium sized dog, with tawny to black hair.

Cocker Spaniels are pretty dogs.

cocker spaniel by Saints October 6, 2003

The Cocker Spaniel 

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.

Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

The Cocker Spaniel by nomanbags April 2, 2010

cocker spaniel 

noun: Someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.

Oh, don't date Paul! He's such a cocker spaniel.

cocker spaniel by Susan Lucas March 20, 2008

Purple Cocker Spaniel

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.

So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.

Purple Cocker Spaniel by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021