cockstand 

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.

that sexy image gives me a cockstand.

cockstand by mike briggs July 13, 2003

cockstand 

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

cockstand by Lorindel February 6, 2010

cockstand 

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

cockstand by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009

Die Cockstand 

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

Die Cockstand by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

cockstar 

An individual with big dick and ball mentality.

Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!

cockstar by padre February 21, 2021

Cockstar Games 

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.

Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.

Cockstar Games by DankMemeBunny May 6, 2018

CobStand 

The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.

The CobStand is a place to hangout with people.

CobStand by WordsthatareRandom May 24, 2019