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cockmaestro 

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.
"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."
cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006

cockmabob 

Verb;

Cockmabob
Cock-ma-bob
Cockmabobbing

1; When a cop forces a suspect to eat a donut off his penis in exchange for freedom.

2; A popular pastime for fellow officers on a slow shift.
"Let's make this 3 kilos of cocaine disappear with a little cockmabobbing... I prefer jelly."

"Haven't had to shoot any black people today, Sarge, I'm feeling a little bored. How about we do a little cockmabobbing to speed up this shift?"
cockmabob by Kapzter October 3, 2015

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.
That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.
cockmanship by Jockeys December 4, 2003

Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.
i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!
cockamamie by dot the word July 26, 2018

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.
Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.
master cocksman by estimablesir January 11, 2009