CockaItis

When its all about the man and his cock. aka penis, dick. No one, man or woman can escape from CockaItis until he and his cock is satisified, aka cums.

He had a serious case of CockaItis this morning, he jacked off for hours until his Cock shot his cum all over me.

by kkellykat527 July 12, 2021

cocknitive

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013

Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

cockatiel

An intelligent member of the parrot family that is very affectionate and can learn to talk and whistle tunes. If they are left in their cage all the time they become depressed and pretty nasty. However, if they are interacted with on a daily basis and fed a varied diet they can brighten your life for 20 years or more.

My cockatiel whistles the theme song from the Andy Griffith show.

by celloparrot April 28, 2005

cockatiel

cockatiel

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by FemurBreakerBruhGotThatKrispyK October 11, 2020

Cockatier

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.

I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.

by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009

Cockatiel

A small little bird capable of making your ears bleed yet filling the whole in your heart.

Comes in many shapes, color, and sizes and it's even possible that these little guys are used as emotional support for some people

Can be a mood, please don't sit on them. You will regret it

Person A: hey dude I heard you got a bird?
Person b: lol yeah I got a cockatiel-
Person A: oh- are you okay?

by Mals_tired.jpeg January 27, 2021