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Cockritis 

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD
Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.
Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018

Cockalicious 

When You cocksuck me, its cockalicious.. suck more bitch
Cockalicious by gay pride October 25, 2003

Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"
Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

Cockalicious 

A cock with extra-delicious pre-cum, making it better than the average to suck.
My partner is the most cockalicious cunnilinguist ever.
Cockalicious by M.I.L.F. June 16, 2006

Cockalicious 

When something is so good, it can only be described by one's cock. Most of the time this would include Anus Clown
Dude, those tits are COCKALICIOUS!

Im totally COCKALICIOUS

Person 1: your mom is cockalicious
Person 2: *Pisses on*
Cockalicious by Cum guL November 26, 2006

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.
That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.
cockalitus by Megsima September 4, 2009