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Cockritis 

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD
Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.
Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018

Cockalicious 

When You cocksuck me, its cockalicious.. suck more bitch
Cockalicious by gay pride October 25, 2003

Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"
Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

Cockalicious 

A cock with extra-delicious pre-cum, making it better than the average to suck.
My partner is the most cockalicious cunnilinguist ever.
Cockalicious by M.I.L.F. June 16, 2006

Cockalicious 

When something is so good, it can only be described by one's cock. Most of the time this would include Anus Clown
Dude, those tits are COCKALICIOUS!

Im totally COCKALICIOUS

Person 1: your mom is cockalicious
Person 2: *Pisses on*
Cockalicious by Cum guL November 26, 2006

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.
That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.
cockalitus by Megsima September 4, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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