Cockatitis
Cockatitis by JoeKnee October 17, 2012
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Cockatation
Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock
Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!
Cockatation by YankeeD June 30, 2017
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Cockatitis • CockaItis • Cockalitis • COCKANITIS • Cocktimistic • cockitis • cockalitus • Cockatation • Cocketition • Cockritis
Cockritis
An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD
Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.
Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018
Cockytitts
It is what a girl calls her boobs after she has implants or cosmetic surgery for enhancement. It also carries through in her attitude.
Cockytitts by Mattsbleu November 21, 2010
Cockitis
n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010
cockalitus
cockalitus by Megsima September 4, 2009
Cocktits
A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.
Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.
Use stupid words that don't exist.
If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.
Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.
Use stupid words that don't exist.
If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!
Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
Cocktits by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017
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