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Cockatitis

n. a condition in which someone's breath reeks as if you have sucked on a number of dirty penises.
Have an Altoid since you've got cockatitis.
by JoeKnee October 17, 2012
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Cockatation

Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock
Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!
by YankeeD June 30, 2017
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Cockritis

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD
Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.
by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018
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Cockytitts

It is what a girl calls her boobs after she has implants or cosmetic surgery for enhancement. It also carries through in her attitude.
My hot ass girlfriend on the side has cockytitts!!
by Mattsbleu November 21, 2010
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Cockitis

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"
by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010
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cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.
That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.
by Megsima September 4, 2009
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Cocktits

A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.

Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.

Use stupid words that don't exist.

If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit
John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!

Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit
by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017
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