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Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"
Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010
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cockitis 

Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis.
"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
cockitis by Mike N. P. January 25, 2008

Cockritis 

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD
Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.
Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018
Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.
Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!
cocktis by the pito monster May 1, 2011
One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.
That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist
cocktist by ROCKY D January 23, 2020

Cockitus 

A allergic symptom were a person wants a lemon flavored cock
He has cockitus so they have cocks for special party's.
Cockitus by Humperdink August 10, 2017
When its all about the man and his cock. aka penis, dick. No one, man or woman can escape from CockaItis until he and his cock is satisified, aka cums.
He had a serious case of CockaItis this morning, he jacked off for hours until his Cock shot his cum all over me.
CockaItis by kkellykat527 July 12, 2021
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