n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010
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"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
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by Mike N. P. January 25, 2008
Get the cockitis mug.An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD
Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.
by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018
Get the Cockritis mug.Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.
by the pito monster May 1, 2011
Get the cocktis mug.One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.
by ROCKY D January 23, 2020
Get the cocktist mug.by Humperdink August 10, 2017
Get the Cockitus mug.When its all about the man and his cock. aka penis, dick. No one, man or woman can escape from CockaItis until he and his cock is satisified, aka cums.
He had a serious case of CockaItis this morning, he jacked off for hours until his Cock shot his cum all over me.
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