"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.
by Mike N. P. January 25, 2008
Get the cockitis mug.n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.
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A duck that is majorly known for raiding other bird's nests. They usually appear in large groups of up to 10000 ducks just to raid a single nest.
Large raids can often times be seen on twitch where people stream the raid and killing of innocent birds
Large raids can often times be seen on twitch where people stream the raid and killing of innocent birds
Person A: Hey, have you seen those cockity's raiding the penguin nest?
Person B: Yes, cockity's really have become a threat to our local eco-system
Person B: Yes, cockity's really have become a threat to our local eco-system
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Get the Cockity mug.When you grab a dog by the cock and snip it off with a pair of Crayola safety scissors and feed it to the dog but mix in a hint of spicy cinnamon shortcakes and suck it out of the dogs asshole with a rusty metal straw.
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