Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

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Cocknoisseur

Connoisseur - an expert judge in matters of taste
Cock - not bird kind

Cocknoisseur - an expert in the appreciations of cock

He told me "Nice cock, bro"
Well, he shold know, he's a cocknoisseur, went to Uni and everything

by Appreaciater April 18, 2023

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cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.

"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."

by Tsquared November 30, 2007

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cockmoist

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.

You've got cockmoist on me again

by Blarney October 10, 2003

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Cocknotized

When a woman is so hypnotized with how great a guy's cock is that she looks past his character flaws - i.e. being a racist, not having a job, not going to school and/or having voted for George W. Bush.

He's a complete loser? Oh, she must just be cocknotized.

by LivLee89 August 14, 2011

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