CockTong
CockTong by Stumpy2088 July 13, 2015
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cocktographer
cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005
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cock tongs • cockmong • cockmongerer • CockTangle • Cockting • cocktographer • Cockton • Cocktonsil • Cockdongle • cocklong
cockmongler
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r
Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
Cocktonsil
A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.
My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!
I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!
I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010
cockmonger
cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003
cocktogenarian
a play on the word 'octogenarian' meaning someone who has reached the ripe old age of 80. by that measure, a cocktogenarian is someone who has slept with 80 men. simple as.
it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 penises.
it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 penises.
cocktogenarian by seeoodonim June 23, 2011
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