Cock Slash

When someone literally whips out his cock and slashes another person/object/animal with it. It is one of the most ridicilious ways of 'pwning' someone. Instead of saying "owned"/"pwned", you can say "Cock slashed".

Man, did you see how I 'cock slashed' that noob ?

Cock Slash by Big Dick Player February 9, 2009

cock n' slash 

When you smack your hard penis across a girls face. This is normally a form of punishment for something they refused to do earlier.

"My girlfriend refused to go anal with me last night so I gave that bitch a cock n' slash."

cock n' slash by cock n' roll October 19, 2013

Cock slasher 

One who slashes the cock of men with but not limited to teeth, nails, blades, braces, and barbed wire.

Jen was such a cock slasher last night!!

Your dog has quite the cock slashers(teeth).

Cock slasher by Noah m.n.j January 16, 2008

Cock slasher 

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

Cock slasher by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006

cocklash 

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking

Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night

cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

Cocksmash 

1. The chant of the soldiers in the FIGHTER organization during briefings or before a battle.

2. The initiation process a recruit goes through on the first day in FIGHTER.

3. The name of the Nuke used in Operation Cocksmash where Rainbow Squad was ordered to clear enemy missile interceptors for said Nuke.

4. A word used in a phrase or joke for laughs.

1. Councilor: Are you ready, Troopers!?

Troopers: Cocksmash, cocksmash, cocksmash!

2. Veterans of the FIGHTER can sleep easily with the screams of the 'new guy' being initiated.

3. No example needed.

4. What did one FIGHTER say to the other?

COCKSMASH!

Cocksmash by FIGHTERDoc July 5, 2009

cocklash 

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

cocklash by rob April 4, 2003