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Cockwash 

A wonderful term that has a very versatile meaning depending on its usage. It can be used as an expletive, adjective, or even a blowjob!
1) “I got a 45 on the test, that’s fucking cockwash”
2) “hey my dick is pretty dirty, I could probably use a cockwash”
3) “you forgot to fill up your car with gas? Are you cockwashing me?”
4) “the doctor just got three crowned. He got fucking cockwashed”
Cockwash by sackrel77 January 11, 2020

cockstar 

An individual with big dick and ball mentality.
Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!
cockstar by padre February 21, 2021

Cockstar Games 

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.
Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.

cocklash 

severe spasm and pain in the neck from providing vigorous fellatio; whiplash from aggressive cocksucking
Damn, I've got cocklash from working on my man last night
cocklash by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008

cocktastic 

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.
Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.
cocktastic by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Cockwashed 

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about
Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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