Clunko 

A word used in English class to describe when a character dies in a piece of literature.

Dumbledore goes "clunko" *make crushing hand motion*, and so that's the end of Dumbledore. death dead rip gone english school

Clunko by Niiiko January 7, 2016

clunker

Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.

"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"

clunker by some guy February 28, 2003

Clunker

An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.

Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.

If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.

Clunker by nastyyx March 30, 2009

Clunky Housewife 

A clumsy, awkward, yet attractive woman.

Boy 1: Dude, Mrs. Turner is a total MILF!
Boy 2: Yeah but she is such a clunky housewife.

Clunky Housewife by ClunkyHousewivesAnonymous June 25, 2010

clunky 

1 : a word or dialect that is hard to pronounce and master.

2 : an object that is hard to operate. Usually oddly shaped, heavy, and oddly proportioned in respect to it's user; or it's intended purpose. Irregular in nature; often Problematic.

3 : the gestalt of an object, usually consisting of huge bits (kinda like chunks) in reference to it's manifest.

1. It's a clunky program to learn.

2. You don't need a clunky pot that size to frie an egg.

3. Hard to be percice with the clunky tool.

clunky by Ari Jamali November 22, 2006

Clink clunk

An insult that doesn't mean anything but just sounds offensive. It means everything and nothing at the same time.

My clink clunk boss really pisses me off.

Clink clunk by Clink clunk March 1, 2017

Cluntoris 

A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.

"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"

Cluntoris by Breet August 5, 2006