An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.
Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.
Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.
Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.
If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.
If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.
by nastyyx November 14, 2008
A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.
Fishermen 1: *catches big bass*
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."
by Sickflare459 July 27, 2020
A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.
by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009
if you call someone a clunker it is the worst insult you could ever through at someone.
1.It can mean a specy person,
2.a thick person,
3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,
4.someone nobody likes
5.someone who shits out of stuff
6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.
1.It can mean a specy person,
2.a thick person,
3.someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,
4.someone nobody likes
5.someone who shits out of stuff
6.if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.
1. "fuck off clunker"
2. " that grahams pure clunker"
3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "
4. " Shut it ya clunker "
5. " u pure clunkered that "
6. " i just clunkered u "
2. " that grahams pure clunker"
3. " i think its sad for that clunker boy "
4. " Shut it ya clunker "
5. " u pure clunkered that "
6. " i just clunkered u "
by someone specially funny February 16, 2006
A joke that's funny, but not witty at all. Like a pun. Often very obvious jokes. Related to 'clunky'. Often "d'oh" and silences follow these "jokes".
People that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. They are just idiots.
People that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. They are just idiots.
Amy: Man that geometry test was tough.
Jeremy: Yeah, but remember, without geometry, life is pointless ! ! *Laughs Loudly*
Amy: D'oh. That's not even funny Jeremy, that's a fucking awful clunker.
Jeremy: Do you want to go on a date?
Amy: No you fucktard.
Jeremy: Yeah, but remember, without geometry, life is pointless ! ! *Laughs Loudly*
Amy: D'oh. That's not even funny Jeremy, that's a fucking awful clunker.
Jeremy: Do you want to go on a date?
Amy: No you fucktard.
by The Joke Master March 15, 2012
The final sake bomb that puts you over the edge at a sushi restaurant is called a Clunker based on the sound it makes when one foolishly and drunkenly slams it in the glass.
by AJ Lickits July 07, 2017
Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.
by some guy March 01, 2003