Cluntoris 

A gigantic, and beastly form of a clitoris that swallows everything including light. Similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The Cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man's genitalia who comes in contact with it. The odor of the Cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the Holocaust. Only a true man can overcome a Cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. Several men will come in contact with a Cluntoris, and ask themselves; "Is this a Cluntoris, or just a huge clit?", but by then, it is already too late. For you see, the Cluntoris can read your mind.

"Damn girl! On a first date? Alright then! Wait a second, what the hell is that?"
"I AM CLUNTORIS!"
"(muffled screams)"

Cluntoris by Breet August 5, 2006

cluttoris 

A fat, bulging, woman's stomach that droops and hangs down so low that it covers/clutters up the clitoris.

Clutters + clitoris = cluttoris

Daaaaamn! That woman is soooo big, her cluttoris hangs down to her knees!

You'd have to move the cluttoris, just to see her clitoris!

cluttoris by WayneL April 21, 2008

Clitoris 

1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.

2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.

3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.

4. My favorite organ...to think with.

1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.

2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.

3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.

4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.

Clitoris by Verileigh September 9, 2010

Stinky Monkey Clitoris 

A term you can use to define your friends which means based.

me: hey bro you are such a Stinky Monkey Clitoris!

bro: aw thanks dude you are a Stinky Monkey Clitoris too!

Stinky Monkey Clitoris by motorcucle88 April 21, 2023

Clitoris stew 

When your down muff diving she squirts and it’s like eating stew. Like a chowder

I was down eating it out and it was like clitoris stew

Clitoris stew by BIG HEF March 2, 2019

Clitoris Leachman 

An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.

Clitoris Leachman appeared on the MTM show from 1970 through 1975.

Clitoris Leachman by andy1 April 6, 2009

Cuntorial 

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

Cuntorial by FrankiePops October 29, 2009