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The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.
What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!
Clunked by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011
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Yo i just clunked danielle!
Clunked by Mr. Booty January 2, 2009
something or someone getting hit super hard by an opposing force
Reg you really clunked that one...
Clunked by gavooooo January 31, 2023
Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.
"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"
clunker by some guy February 28, 2003
An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.
Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.

If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.
Clunker by nastyyx March 30, 2009

Clungeditioner

It's when you use conditioner instead of shaving foam when shaving your vagina with a fanny balder
She used clungeditioner and now she is smooth and soft, she is ready for that tounge lashing.
Clungeditioner by Way-Way February 2, 2023