Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.
by some guy March 1, 2003
Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
by Wizmasta January 3, 2009
a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.
by scaredinburlington August 25, 2009
by clunkermagnet October 14, 2010
A dirty chunk of snow and ice that builds up inside a car fender in the winter (and eventually falls off). Also known as a car booger or a slurd.
I wish they'd fix that road; it gets so many potholes after a thaw that it knocks all the clunkers off everyone's cars.
by Aaron of Minneapolis January 23, 2008
An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.
Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.
Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.
Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.
If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.
If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.
by nastyyx November 14, 2008