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tha guy is way too chunko
chunko by hypo May 4, 2004
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someone that is good at everything
that kid playin baskettball is so chunko
chunko by max master24 May 4, 2004
o mythical being...good at everything
chunko will beat us all in checkers
chunko by pizzle g May 4, 2004

Chunko de Drunko

The early morning of May 6, after you come home from drinking on "Cinco de Drinko" (Cinco de Mayo).
Dude, on May 6 I was in the bathroom from 4 to 6 AM celebrating Chunko de Drunko.
Chunko de Drunko by Idni May 7, 2010
This word is used for retards who have a crush on someone and decide to call them fat because they were looking at food on Uber eats.
El Chunko by Jouel December 29, 2019

Pulling A Chunko 

Shitting your pants in public or at any public gathering of five people or more and utterly embarrassing ones' self.

Also farting excessively in attempts to "be funny' yet having it backfire on you by accidentally making a mess of your boxers, (most often at Pizza Hut after consuming wild spices. i.e. Cajun or anything with strong flavors.)
You: "Nice dinner right? The wings were great."

Friend: "Oh, crap!"

You: "What?"

Friend: "I think I'm gonna Pull A Chunko!"

You: "Thats gross man, you're not sitting in my car. Damn him, Pulling A Chunko like that, *laughs hysterically*"

Stiff Chunk 

I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.
Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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