Clumzy 

To be turnt,inspired, and fairly unbalanced.

My favorite rappers are Clumzy.

Clumzy by The Clumzy’s May 8, 2018

clumzy 

the same as the word clumsy
used by a Canadian girl who thinks it's way better than the original word "clumsy"

Mandy is messing up in her work. she is so clumzy.

clumzy by The Artificial Mind December 17, 2008

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Clumsy Stranger 

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

Clumsy Stranger by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

clumsy pelican 

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

clumsy pelican by wopdonk May 7, 2008

Clumpy Carpet 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair

"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"

Clumpy Carpet by JR9969 March 17, 2014

Clumsy Squirrel 

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

Clumsy Squirrel by HM2013 June 2, 2020