a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

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Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

Clumsy Stranger by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

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clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

clumsy pelican by wopdonk May 7, 2008

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Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair

"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"

Clumpy Carpet by JR9969 March 17, 2014

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Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

Clumsy Squirrel by HM2013 June 2, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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