clumfy

1. To be totally crazy, brainwashed, out of control, odd, strange and misunderstood. It's like when you don't know what you feel, but you just feel it; when you don't know what you want, but you just want it. You are clumfy, when the others consider you as freaky, crazy, emotional, but also with strong opinion about everything and the courage to defend it.

2. Also used when something is complicated and can't be explained.

1. Your sister is so clumfy!
You are totally clumfy!
He is so clumfy that I think he might be sick.
Are you out of your mind?! I'm not clumfy enough to do that!

2. Oh, I just can't tell, it's so clumfy.
This picture is a total mess, it's really clumfy.

by Tomorrow nevermore January 4, 2009

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clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

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Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

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clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

by wopdonk May 7, 2008

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