Clumby 

When a drunk clumsy person makes an attempt to write the word clumsy

Jimmy: how did you cut your foot?
Connor: idk im clumby
Jimmy:???
Connor: I mean im clumby
Connor:clumby*

Connor: CLUMSY

Clumby by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020

clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.

why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes

clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Clumbsy Stranger 

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

Clumbsy Stranger by T-Bart January 6, 2009

Cumbys

The nickname and slang way of saying cumberland farms.

Dude I need some gas and smokes

Dude lets go to cumbys

Cumbys by Thecobbkid January 16, 2009

Clumsy Stranger 

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

Clumsy Stranger by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

clumsy pelican 

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

clumsy pelican by wopdonk May 7, 2008

Bwead clumb 

Just bwead clumb.

Chase: Bwead clumb?
Mario and Sam: Bwead clumb.

Bwead clumb by Mario and Sam July 24, 2019