Problematic

A tired and passive aggressive word used by sociology majors when they are too afraid to call someone racist, sexist, or homophobic.

Janet: I learned in Sociology 101 that David Duke is problematic.

Me: I think you mean racist.

Janet: Now you’re being problematic with your mansplaining.

Me: Just shut up.

by HM2013 April 06, 2019

Dry Gulch

When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.

Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.

by HM2013 March 31, 2015

Panty Brag

Immediately telling your friends about a sexual experience, usually involving adding details that didn’t happen.

Jake couldn’t wait more than 5 minutes before panty bragging to his teammates about hooking up with Lisa. He said they went all the way, but Lisa said they just made out.

by HM2013 December 01, 2024

Catastrophe

A group of three or more Karens. Cf. a pod of whales, a gaggle of geese, etc.

My boyfriend and I sat down to eat our lunch but didn’t notice the Catastrophe of Karens at the table next to us until it was too late. They were discussing how the “African girl” behind the counter only gave them one packet of mayonnaise each and deciding who was going to tell the manager.

by HM2013 July 23, 2020

Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 02, 2020