comming 

A common misspelling of a word that seems so easy to spell that it hurts your brain when it's actually misspelled in this fashion. Even if you sounded out the word "coming" phonetically, to try and spell it, you would not get anything resembling "comming."

Can be found most often on internet message boards and "Comments" sections.

People's obsessions with improper spelling are comming to an apocalyptic climax.

comming by TheBroiler December 22, 2009

comming out day 

On 29 oktober every year is the national comming out day! Lets all start come out on this day!

-When did you come out?
- I came out on national comming out day!
- Whens that?
- On the 29th of oktober!

comming out day by Hejsandinpeepeepoopoo June 5, 2021

Comming soon

A term which is often used by staff in the hope everyone forgets about it.

Hypixel's guild update is comming soon, just wait another 10 years, thanks.

P.S: This messages were all copy pasted.

Comming soon by Krakaka January 25, 2017

Comming over here 

Something that is used when you are with 7th and 8th graders who are inappropriate.

Billy: I'm comming over here!
Sarah: OMG Ewww I'm taken >:(
Billy: I was going over to my friend... >:(

Sarah: Oh! Sorry!

Comming over here by Skoyler :) April 22, 2022

fucking shawns comming  

that stupid nigger that nobody likes and he eats all your food. atracted to fat ass female whales

fucking shawns comming god damit i hate that stupid nigger

fucking shawns comming by Italian boy March 11, 2008

They’re coming to get you, Donnie… 

They’re coming to get you Donnie…— a battle cry for Trump opponents based on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara”.

And, “they” were.

In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.

April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.

But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.

The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”

May he’ll have several vacancies!

All of the dirt you did is catching up with you Dolt ‘45, there are a lot of pending cases in your future: They’re coming to get you, Donnie…

They’re coming to get you, Donnie… by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 4, 2023

They’re coming to get you, Donnie. 

They’re coming to get you, Donnie…— the new slogan addressing the day 45 got 34 — meaning the 45th President was arrested for 34 felony charges. The slogan is a play on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: They’re coming to get you, Barbara and the first moment a zombie was seen to attack the living. The theme of the movie being that people thought “dead” were returning to eat the living.

By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time

They’re coming to get you, Donnie.

But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.

By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.

My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!

On April 4th 2023, for the first time in history, an American President was arrested and charged with 34 felony counts. They’re coming to get you, Donnie.

They’re coming to get you, Donnie. by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023