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Clitterate by Jitterate December 3, 2018
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cliterate
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009
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clutteration
Noun.
Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005
cliterate
cliterate by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006
Clitteraide
Clitteraide by Pilgrim of the Hill People October 8, 2011
clitterbate
When a girl masturbates primarily with the clitoris. She stimulates the clitoris until she arrives at orgasm.
Jennie: Hey Jeff, I have to go home
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night
Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life
Jeff: How come?
Jennie: My parents aren't home, and I really want to clitterbate.
or
Jennie: Oh man, I had the best orgasm last night
Jeff: Oh? Why is that?
Jennie: I clitterbated, best orgasm of my life
clitterbate by jryanc333 October 29, 2009
cliterature
porn that rather than being shown as a picture or video is in text form and is described the the user
cliterature by coxymoxy May 2, 2011
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