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clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!
clutteration by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

Glitteratti 

GLBT rights activists who throw glitter at or on conservative politicians who spread hatred to attract votes.
Feel the rainbow, Newt! Stop the hate! Stop anti-gay politics!

The glitteratti strikes again!
Glitteratti by 21451 July 25, 2011

cliteratti

A group of lesbians, famous or in the limelight to the extent that they are being photographed extensively.
The cliteratti was out in full force at the film festival.
cliteratti by Scotty S. September 4, 2008

clitterati 

self-styled female experts on women's affairs
Clitterati are women who consider themselves as literary intellectuals with a high awareness of their sexuality. Usually they are female novelists, ageing movie stars, wives of powerful statesmen, chat show hosts, chat show panellists.e.g. Germaine Greer, Hilary Clinton.
clitterati by Terence Ferry September 22, 2005

clitterati 

The fashionable, attractive set of women that frequent bars and clubs to be admired and ogled at. Usually very hard to talk to.
"Dude you should go hit on her, she's banging."
"No way dude, she's a member of the clitterati -- I'll wait till I'm rich or famous."
clitterati by SkyFood June 14, 2009

cliterati 

A group of powerful lesbians in the media, usually associated with either New York or Los Angeles.
I tried to go out to Catty Shack, but one of the cliterati walked in and the whole place was packed with her entourage.
cliterati by Shades1979 December 9, 2008