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One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009
To be knowledgable about the clitoris.
She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!
cliterate by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006

cliterally 

a much funner way of saying literally
"i heard she cliterally slept with 5 guys"
cliterally by laurel-bee June 16, 2005

Cliterally 

Experiencing an unimaginably wonderful sexual experience that arouses you just thinking about it.
"That orgasm was cliterally so good my ass cramped halfway through. 10/10 would fuck again."
Cliterally by Ayiannout August 30, 2016
Versed in the art of pleasing a woman through her clitoris to orgasm. Having knowledge or competence.

First usage in novel "The BrotherHood"

Author John Iovine pub. 2013

Alternative spelling:
clitorate
He's cliterate.
cliterate by scifiguy10312 February 1, 2013

Cliterally 

What ever you want as long as it has to do with clits.
"I am cliterally the man."
"that is cliterally the worst/best pussy I have had"
"he gave me several orgasms cliterally"
"he is cliterally challenged"
Cliterally by all of us here January 6, 2014
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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