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Clintonophobia 

Tommy has Clintonophobia, but he was instantly cured when Donald Trump won.
Clintonophobia by QQAZWSXEDC December 21, 2016

Clitorophobia 

A fear of talking to girls especially if you are a guy.
Eddie: Go talk to her dude, shes kinda cute.
Nelson: No dude what if it doesn't turn out well?
Eddie: Wow dude are you diagnosed of clitorophobia?
Clitorophobia by Edman13 December 30, 2009

Clintonphobia 

Fear or even disgust of the Clinton Family, based solely on conspiracy theories and debunked stories.
Mostly diagnosed within the male heterosexual white population.
Usually linked to racism, sexism and xenophobia. But mostly sexism, and fear of strong women and attractive successful southern men.
Very dangerous and can kill and destroy an entire nation.
His Clintonphobia made him vote for a reality star and lose his health insurance.

"Hillary may have helped save my son's life by granting him healthcare in the 90's, but I still hate that bitch. I'm Clintonphobic, I can't help it."
Clintonphobia by Agirlwithnolife March 16, 2017

Clitorophobia

The irrational, intense, and persistent fear of the clitoris.
Liane: Look Pedro, their is a clitoris.
Pedro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Liane: Ohh dear, I guess Pedro has clitorophobia. Guess he can't get down under on my cooch.
Clitorophobia by DodgeNuts67 October 18, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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