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Crimophobia 

The fear of loosing a 5,250$ weapon to a 550$ weapon on the Platform Called ROBLOX, and an experience called "Criminality".
This Phobia will lead to mental disabilities, Such as Depression, PTSD's, Anxiety, and in some very rare cases, The loss of Eye Sight.
If you do not want to have any of these side affects, do not play "Criminality" which is made by a fucking dirt bag of a developer.
I have severe case of Crimophobia, I cannot loose this AK, Grenade launcher kit.
Crimophobia by Phromes July 21, 2021

Cleptophobia 

Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia
Cleptophobia by Danzy July 31, 2010

Clintaphobia 

I have Clintaphobia.
Clintaphobia by Isis34645747486547 November 29, 2016

Coitophobia

guy- hey.. your hott
chick-your hot too!!
guy-wanna have sex?
girl-no way.. I have Coitophobia.
guy-oh..
girl-yeah..
Coitophobia by kooldude699 July 10, 2006

chinophobia

Fear of the rising power of the chinese
The whole world specially US and its geographic neighbours are suffering from chinophobia
chinophobia by vineet85 June 24, 2009

Clogophobia 

Steve: I need to buy an extra-strength plunger.
Todd: Why is that?
Steve: I have clogophobia.
Clogophobia by Dick C. Normous March 14, 2010
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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