Citrophobiac

Someone who is ridiculous but in a funny way. Honestly, like finding out that your boss has a fear of lemons makes them feel less professional. Or finding out that one of your friends is scared of lemons creates the perfect joke to laugh at them for life. In particular, discovering that someone you used to be in love with has a fear of lemons is amazing. It snaps you right out of it haha!

“What a citrophobiac. What do they think they’re doing?”

“Honestly, what a citrophobiac! Ah, made me laugh”

Citrophobiac by WordAdvocate June 9, 2026

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citrophobia

Fear of lemons

No joke someone actually killed a friend after they taunted them with lemons

That guy has citrophobia, he's scared of lemons

citrophobia by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

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Citrophobiac • citrophobia

citrophobia

Fear of citrus, particularly Mandarins

"I have to stand up for what I believe in
And I believe in chocolate"

- sufferer of citrophobia

citrophobia by authority on definitions May 6, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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