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Clexting
Person A: yo I was up late last night clexting with a robo baddie, she said she wanted some parental controls but I dunno if I want that
Person B: alright pal pack it up
Person B: alright pal pack it up
Clexting by Clankerjockey August 31, 2025
Clenting
Clenting is a term when a Youtuber is performing poorly (low views and low payment) in a month. The origin if the word Clenting is when user, FinalChidori57 whose real name is Clent began getting very poor views for almost a whole year consecutively and constantly receives low pays by his network. It became a humor within his posse, but later the term got across other groups within the gaming community of Youtube and it became a popular term used whenever a Youtube gets very poor views it's laughable. If a state of clenting, it's the lowest point you can be and you got to step up your Youtube game.
Note: This is a term used exclusively in the Gaming Community of Youtube, and those who are partnered under a Network. (TheGameStation, Machinima, TGN, Curse, Vultra etc.) Usually the term is not used within those that are not partnered as they don't monetize their views.
Note: This is a term used exclusively in the Gaming Community of Youtube, and those who are partnered under a Network. (TheGameStation, Machinima, TGN, Curse, Vultra etc.) Usually the term is not used within those that are not partnered as they don't monetize their views.
Jamal: Yo, I got 1M views for this month. I'm definitely caking with this new Naruto game.
Andre: Nah bro, I'm clenting this month. I only got 10k this month...it's not even funny. Gotta step up my game. Got some bills to pay.
Andre: Nah bro, I'm clenting this month. I only got 10k this month...it's not even funny. Gotta step up my game. Got some bills to pay.
Clenting by TGNYoutuber August 20, 2013
chexting
A moronic media-invented fusion of "cheating" and "texting," designed to indicate when one is being unfaithful to their significant other by use of cell phone text messages. The very fact that this word exists in a modern lexicon is proof that it's time to step aside and let the dolphins have a go as the dominant species, as we've clearly wasted our potential.
Crexting
Daniel is really pissing me off. He cannot do anything without his iPhone in his hand. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found him crexting!!
Crexting by KungFuGrip November 30, 2010
chexting
cheating via text messaging.
if you are in a relationship, but are basically in love with another girl (i.e. the "girl next door"), and you choose to converse and address this "other girl" in an exceptionally flirtatious and secretive texting manner, thus, you are chexting.
Example: "Mmm..kinky! What's your favorite position?" or "Spill it before I have to spank you!" or "Imma be like a waffle cone that's dripping down to the floor" or "My back hurts babe...prolly from lifting u lol...next time i'll lift you and put u in that position u like so much...deal?" or "will u bare my children?" or "maybe i'll earn a kiss b4 u leave" or "I love you...wanna b my girl?"
"OMG he has a girlfriend and he sends that other girl such flirty/naughty texts...he's so chexting!"
Example: "Mmm..kinky! What's your favorite position?" or "Spill it before I have to spank you!" or "Imma be like a waffle cone that's dripping down to the floor" or "My back hurts babe...prolly from lifting u lol...next time i'll lift you and put u in that position u like so much...deal?" or "will u bare my children?" or "maybe i'll earn a kiss b4 u leave" or "I love you...wanna b my girl?"
"OMG he has a girlfriend and he sends that other girl such flirty/naughty texts...he's so chexting!"
chexting by Sophia100186 November 28, 2006
Chexting
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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