Clanker jockey

Someone who rides a clanker, including but not limited to self driving cars, self driving shopping carts and lawnmowers

Yo look at that fucking clanker jockey over there, stupid fucking clanker

by Clankerjockey August 31, 2025

Clexting

Sexting with a dirty clanker

Person A: yo I was up late last night clexting with a robo baddie, she said she wanted some parental controls but I dunno if I want that

Person B: alright pal pack it up

by Clankerjockey August 31, 2025