Crexting

A type of multitasking in which one texts another on his or her mobile device while taking a crap.

Daniel is really pissing me off. He cannot do anything without his iPhone in his hand. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found him crexting!!

by KungFuGrip November 30, 2010

Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus

John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.

by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

chexting

A moronic media-invented fusion of "cheating" and "texting," designed to indicate when one is being unfaithful to their significant other by use of cell phone text messages. The very fact that this word exists in a modern lexicon is proof that it's time to step aside and let the dolphins have a go as the dominant species, as we've clearly wasted our potential.

Sally: "ZOMG did you hear that Billy is totally chexting on my BFF Jill?"
Saborlas: *SLAP*

by Saborlas April 2, 2010

Cresting

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.

Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008

Cryexting

Crying and texting at the same time.

Soraya's cryexting again, I wonder what he said that upset her.

by Dwizzle418 February 4, 2010

Creating

The process of making, dreaming up, inventing, evolving from one's own thought(s) or imagination(s), causing some thing(s) or some event(s) to come into being with or without imaginary efforts.

I am creating my day and my life; and it will be wonderful.

by Lileelicious October 9, 2008

chexting

cheating via text messaging.

if you are in a relationship, but are basically in love with another girl (i.e. the "girl next door"), and you choose to converse and address this "other girl" in an exceptionally flirtatious and secretive texting manner, thus, you are chexting.

Example: "Mmm..kinky! What's your favorite position?" or "Spill it before I have to spank you!" or "Imma be like a waffle cone that's dripping down to the floor" or "My back hurts babe...prolly from lifting u lol...next time i'll lift you and put u in that position u like so much...deal?" or "will u bare my children?" or "maybe i'll earn a kiss b4 u leave" or "I love you...wanna b my girl?"

"OMG he has a girlfriend and he sends that other girl such flirty/naughty texts...he's so chexting!"

by Sophia100186 November 28, 2006