1) To speak as though one has a cleft palate
Excited clefting - 'I really love those trousers {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

Angered clefting- 'The cat has vomited in my handbag again {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'
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N) Ruler of gay butt sex
V) To become an enzyme
Adj) illegal
Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.
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A crevice in the body. (or valley if you will)
Oh i'd like to see her cleft!
by Barry Neilson January 21, 2004
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Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"
You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft
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An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends
- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !
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“Ben you fucking cleft”, Billy exclaimed as Ben smeared his orange shit on Billy’s bedroom walls
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The Cresent Shaped Thumb, fore-finger and middle finger motion used in bedroom foreplay.
I clefted that silly Bindt / Raise the cleft signal to the sky Zelmen
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