Clerting 

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

Clerting by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011

Clenting 

Clenting is a term when a Youtuber is performing poorly (low views and low payment) in a month. The origin if the word Clenting is when user, FinalChidori57 whose real name is Clent began getting very poor views for almost a whole year consecutively and constantly receives low pays by his network. It became a humor within his posse, but later the term got across other groups within the gaming community of Youtube and it became a popular term used whenever a Youtube gets very poor views it's laughable. If a state of clenting, it's the lowest point you can be and you got to step up your Youtube game.

Note: This is a term used exclusively in the Gaming Community of Youtube, and those who are partnered under a Network. (TheGameStation, Machinima, TGN, Curse, Vultra etc.) Usually the term is not used within those that are not partnered as they don't monetize their views.

Jamal: Yo, I got 1M views for this month. I'm definitely caking with this new Naruto game.

Andre: Nah bro, I'm clenting this month. I only got 10k this month...it's not even funny. Gotta step up my game. Got some bills to pay.

Clenting by TGNYoutuber August 20, 2013

The Clertin

The act of having Big Bird and The Jack in the Box Guy in court and Jack making fun of a poor defenseless handicaped child.

"Hahaha! The Clertin?!?" J. Box
"I Oughta' Kick your ass." - B. Bird

The Clertin by Ottovan March 4, 2009

cleating 

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

cleating by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

Clerping 

A measurement of time.

A windshield wiper clerping time.
A pendulum clerping time.

Clerping by Chazz Dee October 12, 2009

clepting

The act of stealing shit.

I'm going clepting, we need a new couch.

clepting by fuckfunky October 15, 2009

Clesting

Gentle caressing of the ball sack

I'm Clesting right now

Clesting by Clestman February 13, 2015