Clest

a shipper for the Heroes couple Claire and West.

Person 1 :hey, I love Heroes
Person 2 : So do I. I'm a strict Clest shipper.

by cagedinsarcasm December 28, 2007

Blazing the Chester

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014

Buss Chest

A Carribean (Virgin Islands) term use to describe a major heartbreak or sense of disappointment

Buss Chest= Heartbreak x5

I find out last night dah my side ting dem bin actin single.! TIS BUSS CHEST!!!!!!

by MR. BUSS CHEST November 16, 2019

Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

by the Emperor January 25, 2014

Celeste

Angels are jealous of her beauty. Every man in this world adores her. She is the perfect human being. A unique girl . Any guy would be lucky to have her. Immensely intelligent, although she can have that cute-stupid attitude that makes men fall for her. Great smile, perfect sense of humour. Must not be seen wearing glasses. Inspires others, especially wanna-be artists. She is one of the nine muses, and surely the best of them. If you are lucky, you can meet one Celeste in your life. Does not like to repeat what she says. Can be stressful at times, but that can be fixed if you make her laugh by imitating people she knows! A dreamy wifey. Overall, she is one in a million

-Oh God, i think i have fallen in love with Celeste!
-Cállate Klaus, don't be so stupid!
-She is my muse guys! You will never undestand...

by Klaus_November April 11, 2015

Iain De Caestecker

An amazingly pure Scottish actor who deserves everything and knows how to make the world cry.

“Did you watch last nights episode of Agents of SHIELD?”
“Yeah, Iain De Caestecker’s acting brought me to tears.”

by potatoguardian October 14, 2018