Take heed, Celstons are extremely combustible and can cause EXPLOSIONS. Celston is the male deity of destruction and chaos. When he doesn't know how to control his strength everything a Celston touches is destroyed. He is athletic and strong in stature. Women worship the ground a Celston walks on. A Celston can appear extremely mean and rude but is actually very kind when untaunted. Celstons have a strong musical ability. Celstons are also extremely artistic.
Yo! What'swrong with him? Give him some time, he's just being a Celston.
As the name stands, Cheston's are unique and view the world differently. They are optimistic, genuine, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and dependable. They make amazing companions, allies, and confidants. Always there to support you when weak; to lift you up when you've fallen; make you smile and laugh when down. If you have the opportunity to meet a Cheston, feel blessed because you've crossed paths for a reason and your life will be better because of it.
You've been Chestonized!
A Cheston Original (C.O.)
A fucking penguin lover that tells people he's good in Fun Run. Legend says his mom was the queen of the Penguins. A Clenton's purpose is to go to the North pole and meet his brothers.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.